Ham Sandwiched
drunk
i’m gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.
heinous, absurd level of intoxication.
matt: holy h-ll dude, sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people’s door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. i woke up on his couch, covered in bbq sauce.
tyler: hammed!
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