Ham Scramble
the desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty w-nking.
frank: hey brahhhh! why the long face?
carl: bad morning. i was giving myself of good old fashioned w-nk this morning before school and well…….mom walked in on me.
frank: were you able to ham scramble?
carl: no. she handed me a tissue and walked out.
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