Ham Towned
being hammered, drunk, belligerently intoxicated, blacking out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
oh my god jim, its a sunday?! why are you drinking?!
yeah, so what? i dont have a final tomorrow!
dude you are so ham towned…
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