Ham Wallet

nickname for a youthful, well kept v-g-n-.
see also: bearded clam, lincoln tunnel, v-g-n-.
mike: jenny?
jenny: yeah mike?
mike: i was thinking about melting your f-cking face off by rocking your ham wallet for six hours, what do you think?
jenny: sounds righteous, can dana come?
mike: fat dana, or your sister dana?
jenny: no, my sister.
mike: yeah she can, tell her to put some cash in her hamwallet and i’ll dig it out for her as well!
a women’s v-g-n-. first heard from the bloodhound gang’s recent single, foxtrot uniform charlie kilo (f-ck).
hey dylan, order the ham wallet for lunch; it’s really good. (tom and joe laughing because he is about to order a v-g-n-)
1.a slang word for a v-g-n-
her hamwallet sure can fit alot in.
i put my ham in her hamwallet
describes a woman’s v-g-n- – that “looks like” a wallet made of ham – especially when shaved
darren ordered a shaved ham wallet with a side order of sun dried tomatoes – with no mayo
slang term for v-g-n-
last night i put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet
a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens v-g-n-. it is called a ham wallet because the v-g-n- looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet
a crude term for the female s-xual organ, mor commonly known as ‘a v-g-n-‘.
dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

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