HAMAZON
(adv.) to spend large amounts of money online shopping in a relatively short amount of time. a portmanteau of ham and amazon.com.
holy sh-t, after i found out about prime day, i looked at all those things on sale and went hamazon. i ended up getting a tv, a ps4, a spare controller, a charger, and a new router for less than $600!
#shopping #amazon.com #retail therapy #maxed out my credit card
an extremely fat and tall woman who is constantly eating.
did you see that hamazon gobble down that fifteen pounds of bacon? she obscured the sun!
#hamzon #hamerzon #hammerzon #hammerson #hamson
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