Lighter tax


the common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. it is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.
that scabby b-st-rd stole my lighter again, that’s second time this week he’s taken the ‘lighter tax’.

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