HAMboner
an internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. a copy and paste googler.
please don’t feed the hamb-n-r.
plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
oho, looks like you’ve caught out a hamb-n-r!
a pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can’t understand. also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the cr-p hits the fan.
wow, that’s some typical hamb-n-r bullsh-t…ignore it and move on.
a fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
look! another amarmy hamb-n-r post from an empty headed googling yobbo…
1. a fat persons (usually male) erection. this results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the p-n-s. often called pop can (see- pop can pax). you can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. you have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when hemi showed up to make s-x with your dad.
dillon- hemi went to aarons house yesterday!
christopher- let me guess, he brought his ham b-n-r with?
dillrod- nope, only fat guys get those.
the act of having s-x with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a cr-p. the girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.
dude, i was taking a cr-p the other day and my girl started going down on me.
she did that while you were sitting on the toilet?
yeah man. we got to carried away and just did it right there. i hit her with the hamb-n-r.
when you hambone, on your b-n-r.
man: “yo, i heard that if you hambone on your b-n-r, you get really hard!”
other man: “yeah dude, it’s called giving yourself a hamb-n-r.”
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