Hamboning


a series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. can also be used to fend off muggers
steven hickman is the ultiamate hamb-n-r

rigby: “it’ll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? -begins hamboning-”
verb. the act of having s-xual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)
scott can’t get a girlfriend and hasn’t had s-x in over three months. because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.
the act of performing s-xual intercourse whilst eating ham.
guy 1: yo dude, i was hamboning this chick all night…f-cking delicious.
guy 2: the ham, or the chick?
guy 1: …the ham.
the act of performing s-xual intercourse whilst eating ham.
guy 1: yo dude, i was hamboning this chick all night…f-cking delicious.
guy 2: the ham, or the chick?
guy 1: …the ham.

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