Hambulance


when a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.
“that fat b-tch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance.”

“holy sh-t! that fat dude just p-ssed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance.”

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