hamburger head
a person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). due to the inadequate sp-cing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge “never-ending” foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will — where most peoples’ noses are).
whereas the average person’s face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head’s face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
steve: dude, look at that ugly guy! his head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. i think i’m gonna puke!
billy: oh, that’s frank the hamburger head.
according to david, it’s jane’s supervisor.
oh sh-t hamburgerhead’s coming! run!
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hamburgers do destroy your brain.
look that hamburgerhead, ate one too many and now pointing his piece everywhere.
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