hamburger helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer
aye, hamburger helper texted me today and wants to meet
a s-xual position. it begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a sh-t. another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. the man taking the sh-t also jerks off the guy on his lap. it is important for the hamburger helper to end when the sh-t is finished. using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
dude, light a match. it smells like hamburger helper in here.
what a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters p-ssy is un-available.
jed:”i be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus.”
granny: “i’ll fix you some hamburger helper”
c-m covered sh-t. a large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in s-m-n.

how to make hamburger helper:

step 1.) have diarrhea
step 2.) j-rk–ff onto diarrhea
step 3.) do not flush
be right back. i’ve got to go to the restroom…..hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
1. people who help the people of hamburg.
2. lettuce.
1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. i made a salad of hamburger helpers.
cr-ppying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off
after eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give john the hamburger helper.
the act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own p-n-s as lube
clay aiken uses hamburger helper to b-tt-ram other men.
1: knock up some sk-nky broad
2. take her to planned parenthood
3. as they’re scr-ping out her womb, furiously m-st-rb-t- in the corner
4. once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the sk-nky broad’s cornhole
5. rail the sk-nky broad in the -ss, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. profit!!!
a properly executed hamburger helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child