hamburgler
thomas ryan murphy at rpi
ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed meal plan with a hamburger
the most notorious criminal in american history. reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of hamburgers from the mcdonalds archive.
if the hamburgler ever stole my burger, i’d shoot him in the back as he fled.
while having ones -sshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the -sshole. the result being a mask of sh-t around the eyes looking like the hamburgler. a.k.a. the racc–n, the wrobel wrobel
while eating out his girlfriends -sshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. he looked like the f-cking hamburgler
one who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.
when one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. this act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.
jeff was not attracted to sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn’t been laid in months.
a girl that is so fat..all the worlds missing cheese burgers are in her chins
john: hey jason, were where you at this weekend
jason: over at hamburglers
john…oh…d-mn!!
one who steals someone’s -n-l virginity.
fred was quite a hamburgler last night with that girl.
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