hambush
1. lame; uncool; stupid
2. bullsh-t
1. steve sits and reads comic books all day. steve is completely hambush.
2. don’t give me some hambush excuse.
slipping pork into a food and serving it to someone who eats kosher.
jen hambushed my kosher parents by slipping bacon into the deviled eggs. they loved them until they found out.
the act of surprising someone by hitting them with a ham or ham-like object (ex: hamburger).
i staged a hambush when my parents got home from vacation.
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