Hamchog


the feral hamchog is an endangered species native to the hills of scotland. it is most commonly found nesting beneath the bows of pine trees on a bed of heather. first it takes great care flattening the heather surrounding its chosen tree before entering a state of semi hibernation. it is whilst in this lucid state that the chog takes to mating with itself. the as-xual chog can spend days, even weeks seducing itself but this often fails to produce offspring. there is currently only one known true hamchog in existence.
there is no doc-mented proof of the hamchog however it was last sighted springing through dense heathers on the 14/05/07 in the hills outside abernethy, scotland.

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