ham’d
hammered stoned…meaning you have drunk alot of liquor and smoked a lot of weed at the same period of time to the point where you are hammered stoned….ham’d
i got so ham’d after that shot and blunt
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a word originally created while texting. it’s too complicated to spell out the phrase “i’m hammered” so instead, it is replaced with”i’m hamd.”
a word that means extremely intoxicated.
while using this word in everyday conversation, other words like hamd derive from it such as yelling out “ham sandwich” and “hammage.” when a bunch of your friends are all drunk together and you see one another, you stop, point, and yell ham sandwich!
i can’t believe how hamd i am right now. who keeps buying me drinks?!
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