Hamfiend


term meaning a fat ugly b-tch obsessed with anime and manga that tries to cosplay s-xy female characters and ultimately fail.they attend anime/comic conventions in order to hopefully succeed in bagging themselves a cosplayer that they find s-xy or handsome,there is no cure for hamfiends besides avoiding them completely or buying a flamethrower or any other type of incinerator.
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someone who is always craving ham, to the point when they stop in the middle of a sentence and say “i have a craving for ham”. also these people use it to break the ice of a conversation, beginning the chat with something about how much they want ham.
sorcha: (opening door) “hey, remy, how you doing?”

remy: (walking straight past sorcha, straight to the fridge) “have you got any ham?”

sorcha: “woah, remy, you’re such a ham fiend”

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