Hamfucker
1. a word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. it can be used interchangeably with words like -sshole, f-ckbucket, sh-tpurse, tool, n-mbn-ts, etc.
2. a male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.
3. an individual who literally has s-x with ham.
1. what the h-ll? who’s the hamf-cker that upper decked my toilet?
2. q. why is bob with that chick? she’s a b-tch, she’s fat and he can do so much better. a. he’s a hamf-cker, that’s why.
3. news anchor: “in local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket…” witness on camera: “…i saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying…” news correspondant: “…that’s disturbing news…back to you jim…” news anchor: “that’s one sick hamf-cker; sports is coming up after the break…”
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