hamilton guys
guys from the town hamilton, new jersey. they all look the same for the most part; bieber hair, stupid snapbacks, -sshole personality, and smoke weed cause they think its cool but its not. they think every girl in hamilton is a sl-t.. thats cause they only go after the popular, preppy, girls. popularity isnt everything. all the popular girls recycle eachother’s relationships, which makes them sl-tty. if hamilton guys dated non popular girls, they would be amazed at how smart, funny, beautiful, and cl-ssy we are.
hamilton guys: ill only go out with you if you have 200 likes on your picture and are a cheerleader!
non popular hamilton girl: wtf what am i doing wrong d:
popular hamilton girl: hahahah ill laugh at everything you say and act stupid on purpose hehehe im so cute hmu tumblr fo life even though my blog sucks<3
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