Hamilton, Illinois
a small town in western illinois on the missisippi river. it has a population of about 3,000 the high school sucks,it’s about 95.5% white, and most of the single males are undesireable rednecks or total perverts. however most of it’s residents do not want to live there but do not want to move away
hamilton, illinois is small and boring but all my friends live there so i don’t want to move
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