Hamjacking


top definition
tearing it up.
kind of s-xual but not really.
pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

the stealing of one’s ham or ham product

or

nagging.
getting on someone’s case.
f-cking up

or

doing something good; helping. might sound s-xual.
yo dude, i totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

bro, that crazy -ss b-tch just hamjacked my f-cking bacon!

stop hamjacking me b-tch!

yesterday, after the party man, lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

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