Hamm

a slang word for “big pimp” or “great and powerful”
that guys got a lot of chicks. he must be a hamm
it is a small colony outside of turkey, where people are particularly adorable.
is that new kid jared from hamm? he is particularly adorable.
acronym for “hot american meemaw”. a woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still s-xy.
i’m setting pepaw up with a hamm.
hard.as.mykal.moody
man that dude is going hamm
a person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. hamm is world traveled but in utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, adhd’d since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms, down home sp-ce cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind. hamm comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb, nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. he lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.
hamm suggested the us rename afghanistan afhammistan, and he wants to call namibia hammibia. indeed,
hamm himself is known by many other names, including but not limited to: hammazillion, hammbillions, hammbone (note the two m’s, there is a difference), hammdown, gogogo, needles, and marvin gates. forgive hamm father, for he knows not what to do.
hot -ss motherf-cking mess
watch out here comes hamm. man that b-tch is so ugly!
he is the fat guy from bust a groove.
he has a fish face. he loves hamburgers!
hamm: my tummy is so big, i haven’t seen my feet in months. burger time!