HAMMAD
a south east asian/middle eastern muslim name. popular among pakistani muslims. reserved for real ballers and playas.
without hammad they never would have won the game.
hammad means a person who is very s-xy and often the funniest person in his friend circle. he’s the best at what he does, absolutely amazing at s-x. he does stuff no one else can ad leaves the other person stunned and begging for more. he’s a dream come true for the ladies. he’s a playa’ and has beautiful girls falling for him. everyone wants him. he treats a girl the way they should be and every girl in the world loves him. he’s awesome and amazing. he’s the god of s-x. he can go for hours not stop.
man, i wish i was hammad
i wish hammad was my bf
having
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menstruation
madness
at
dinner
“zomg yur mom is having a h.a.m.m.a.d. under our table!!!”
a definition to describe a black male who is very tall and smelly who likes to play basketball but because of his height and smell, n-body is able to play him in a game and win.
example:
guy1: man i hate playing against that guy in basketball. he’s so freakin tall and he smells like sh-t dude.
guy2: i know right? he’s such an hammad.
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