hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
dennis: “dude, check this out. stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer… bat…”
quincy: “shut up, dennis.”
dennis: “i’m gonna do it.”

google: “what? he actually did it? this deserves two full pages, at least.”
4chan: “shut up, google.”
google: “get a search bar.”
4chan: “never.”
steam: “holy sh-t. you guys, someone actually made a hammer bat.”
troll: “whoever is writing this needs to shut up.”
steam: “that is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? you, james? you get a raise.”

quincy: “…”
dennis: “dude, i told you. hammerbat bro. hammer. bat.”
quincy: “oh my god, and you’re still talking about it.”
dennis: “hammerrrre bat-to.”
quincy: “f-ck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid.”
dennis: “dude, you are so jealous! you’re jealous of the hammer bat!”
quincy: “no…”
dennis: “oh you’re not jealous?”
quincy: “absolutely not!”
dennis: “you’re not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?”
quincy: “oh come on, you don’t have to look it up now… jesus.”
dennis: “three pages. they call that a hat trick, son. a hammer bat trick… patrick.”
quincy: “you can’t even type, you typed in ‘hammer.bat’, you fool. you absolute fool!”
dennis: “oh my god, it’s fine, quincy, see? it still comes up with the hammer bat. three pages, boys . read ’em and weep.”
quincy: “oh my god, shut up, dennis.”