hammer myself
1. when you’re about to partic-p-te in the act of an extremely good tugging
2. what you tell someone when you’re about to partic-p-te in wild m-st-rb-t–n / annialating yourself s-xually
guys, i’d love to stay and chat, but i’m going to hop on xnxx and throw on an -rg-sm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.
i’m so h-rny for a ravaging i’m going to turn on bukkake p-rn and hammer myself until i splooge right into the carpet.
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