Hammer Nap
instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.
also know as a doug.r. nap
dug: “i need to get rid of this hangover. guys, i think i’m gonna go home and take a nap and a shower…”
…
al: “dude… youre trying to go jerk off arent you?.”
dug:”…so”
brian:”…i’m gonna go take a hammer nap too…”
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