hammer pants
a style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. they were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
“can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? what the h-ll was gen x thinking?”
the act of cr-pping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must stop to do a sort of m.c. hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
me: “did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?”
stranger: “yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants.”
a traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. often renounced when not worn as a novelty.
person a: “dude, hammerpants? seriously?”
person b: “my bad.”
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