hammer turkey
redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
“honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?”
when you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
“man, hans was so ffed up, he was talkin’like a hammer turkey!”
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