Hammered Dammit


1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover

2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted

3. a horrid physical appearance

4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. “i feel like hammered dammit!! i should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night”

2. “i don’t know what you put in this, but now i feel like hammered dammit”

3. “christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like hammered dammit.”

4. “oh sh-t, check the date on that milk… it tastes like hammered dammit!”

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