it’s a long story


a way of saying “i don’t want to tell you”
from ‘the fast and the furious’

‘so how d’you know him?’
‘it’s a long story’
‘we’ve got a 40 mile hike.’
‘a business deal went sour,and once i made the mistake of sleeping with his sister’.
something said by some one when they don’t actually want to tell you what happened.
person #1 – so where were you yesterday?!

person #2 – it’s a long story…
said when they ask you something you don’t have time to explain
hey, aren’t you at school?

not today. it’s a long story.
a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.
person 1:hey i heard you in jenny broke up what happened man.
person 2: yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:i’m getting tired of everyone asking that i don’t want to talk about it what don’t they get?

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