hammered dogshit


1.the appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting sh-t faced.

2 a pos honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1.”christ, dave you look like hammered dogsh-t.”

2.dude you call that a ride? it looks like hammered dogsh-t!

3. after he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogsh-t.
the way one appears after a rough night of anything.
man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog sh-t.
anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art… but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

also known as hds technology.
guy 1: woah, i never knew your bicycle had hds!
guy 2: yeah man, i paid top dollar for this… what is hds exactly?
guy 1: hammered dog sh-t.
a. any soldier whos sucks at life.
b. any type of mre that is terrible.
c. any situation that is undesirable.
d. when some one/thing is detestable
mcknight, you look like hammered dog sh-t.

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