Hammered Drunk
when you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered drunk. hammered drunk is drunk x drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying “d-mn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit”
“i´m in the front row, and i´m hammered drunk right…”
(all one word, always capitalized) being so f-cking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the p-sser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the “beaner” jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.
every time i go to the bar, i get hammereddrunk!
“man, did you see evil kimberly last night?”
“totally! she was hammereddrunk again!”
“yeah, good times!”
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