hammered fuck
hammered f-ck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. this level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. hammered f-ck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones
– hammered -ss (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
– hammered sh-t (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
– hammered f-ck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)
when one arrives at the hammered f-ck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
pre-party:
one fifth berry/melon skyy vodka, neat.
—level up: hammered -ss achieved—
game time:
(party hang 1) – 6 vodka sodas; 2 soco lime shots, chilled
—level up: hammered sh-t achieved—
(party hang 2) – 1 vodka soda; 3 jaeger shots, chilled; 1 miller lite, pre-hydration
—level up: hammered f-ck achieved—
post-hammered f-ck:
– stumble home
– mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
– rinse and repeat
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