hammered
(adj.) heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than sh-tfaced.
man, i’m gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
intoxicated beyond drunk.
im f-ckin hammered.
so completley drunk out of ones mind
after 10 shots
dude zack is totally hammered
to be beyond drunk. most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. one test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word “hammered”.
“wow matt your really hammer!”
“snow hime snot…zzzzzz”
drunk off ur -ss
dude, he’s way hammered
someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk
‘people who get hammered won’t be able to nail’
another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
“i got hammered at home depot last night.”
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