hammerhead shart
of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. as of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. by far the worst shart of all sharts. there is no wiping up this mess.
dude, did you see trump on the golf course today? he laid a great hammerhead shart.
nah, man, that’s an alternative fart.
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