hammermaker schlemmner

what some people call hammacher schlemmer — the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that’s been around since 1848.
hey dean! i just got the holiday 2016 copy of the hammermaker schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! i think i’ll get on the blower and order one right now!

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