a small country town in rockland, ontario that n-body has ever heard of.
person 1: i went to hammond, ontario
person 2: is that a store?
person: no, it’s a town.
the act of bragadouciously declaring ones douchy viewpoints as fact. mike pizzo’s critique of my movie collection is braggadouchery in it’s highest form.
- Placenta Pacifier
when you are having v-g-n-l intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral s-x on your p-n-s while deep in the v-g-n-l c-n-l. dis pregnant b-tch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. i can tell that baby is gonna have some […]
- shitty ape
sh-tty ape describes a person who don’t wipe their rear end look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a sh-tty ape!
- Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man
those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and verizon. i p-ssed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
- mississippi firefly
the act of flipping a lit cigarette b-tt at someone’s face to instigate a brawl. bobby ray’s daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a mississippi firefly ? before he could answer bobby sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and -ssaulted him.