Hammonism


the one-upping of another’s story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.
waiter: have a nice day!
thomas: you have a better one!

mason: i think i caught the flu, i’m feeling pretty bad.
thomas: i don’t feel so hot either, since i have crohn’s.
micah: that’s a hammonism!

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