Hammontree


the act of showing other indecent skin. in a large group of people, a hammontree is the sl-tty dumb one.
did you see that? they were totally acting like a hammontree?

him: dude that girl looks like a total hammontree

another boy: what’s a hammontree?

him: another word for a sl-t

another boy: oh god, what a hammontree
a very gay person who loves it up the b-tt in everyway.also represents h-m-tree.
wow you know hes a hammontree.

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