Hampden-Sydney man


the hampden-sydney man is rich, white, alcoholic, often mistaken for a typical douchey wasp people fail to realize the h-sc man follows a strict honor code and in general is very respectful toward any female who isn’t acting like a drunk sl-t trying to get free alcohol and drugs. the h-sc man typically graduates and attains a lucrative job, often his fathers line of work, but not always. law school is the most common post graduation plan. the brotherhood at hampden-sydney is something you don’t find many places on earth.
girl 1: so where did you go last night at the party?!
girl 2: i got separated from our group, luckily a hampden-sydney man found me and made sure i was safe until i got back to my place

girl 1: that’s awesome.

girl 2: he was drinking straight whiskey and his family owns a place at the beach and in the mountains.

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