Hampone
prank device used to trick blondes named hilary.
h-llo “hilary x”
your yearly subscription of hampone has run out.
to resubscibe for another year of hampone, please press 1
to cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2
for a description of hampone, press 3 now.
thank you, your hampone subscription has been reverified. your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of hampone is $27.68. you will be billed with your past imput information.
to change your billing information, please press “end”
for customer service, dial x – xxx – xxx – xxxx
thank you
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