Hampshire Regional


a high school in a hick-town area of western m-ssachusetts that consists of grotesque young-adults. mainly females who have disturbing smiles. they also enjoy taking pictures of themselves at least a few times a day with their pink cheap wal-mart cameras, and then proceed to eat obscene amounts of food because there is nothing around them but fields which they are too lazy to explore. there are some that attend this school who can be cl-ssified as somewhat normal human beings. this school and the “people” inside of it are the main link to the stereotype of western m-ssachusetts being red-neck and trashy.
hey, those fugly girls look like hampshire regional b-tches, all chunky and smiley. look, they’re wearing john deere hats too!

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