hampster


the incorrect pr-nounciation of ‘hamster’. annoying as h-ll.
‘wanna play with the hampster? supposebly i ain’t goin’ to school, and that.’
the r-t-rded way to spell hamster. there’s no “p” in hamster. kthnxbai.
gal: “aww. look at the little hampster running on her wheel”
guy: “umm…”
a common misspelling of hamster.
a c-nt’s way of spelling hamster.
what sound do hampster’s make?
theysayf-ckyou.
a hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the hamptons
ezra koenig is a hampster
grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

a gun carrying m-f- thats eats tofu.

acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

all about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.
hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. that b-tch is straight hampster style.

that hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don’t even eat meat.
a hampster is a fat hipster.
so i was outside of a built to spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.

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