hampstered
when you’re so hammered drunk you cannot pr-nounce hammered, you are said to be “hampstered”
bill stumbles in the room…
“are you alright bill?”
“dude i’m hampstered.”
bill p-sses out.
drunk
i got so hampstered last night.
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