Hamster Hand Drunk
when you get so intoxicated your free hand’s posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
“todd’s going fishing today and is taking two cases of coors light. he’ll be hamster hand drunk by noon.”
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