Hamster House


the best hamster forum out there. for great advice and ever greater friends, visit this amazing site.

psychoclarinet: i love hamster house!

trouble: you’re a nerd.
a hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. it is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. the members are intelligent and welcoming. it is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. all of the members worship almi, their hamster g-d.
almi pwns hamster house.
hamster house is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that’s right, hamsters). the only reason people join and stay are the two members haley and meghan. these two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding s-x, masturbation, hoboes, andy samberg, mexican hairless dogs, star trek, cloudy with a chance of meatb-lls and much much more. meghan also makes beautiful signatures. infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit hamster house when the admin dies off (haley has had s-x with all of the staff there).

either way, meghan and haley pwn all the live long days.
person 1: i joined hamster house and it was boring until meghan posted some pictures of the movie hot rod and made me a signature.

person 2: i was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, haley logged in and started a star trek roleplay. it gave me a reason to live again.
hamster house is an incredibly sad online forum in which people lacking a life like to discuss their pet hamsters. a select few people enjoy har-ssing the forum, as the members have amusing reactions.
liv: aw, darn, i was banned from hamster house again!

anya: what a shame!

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