Hamster Jam


when pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your -n-l cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your -n-s.
proctologist (looking at x-ray): well you’ve got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. we’re gonna have to send a snake up there to clean ’em out.

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