hamster lamp
the s-xual act of inserting a hamster into the -n-l cavity of your partner. to complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster’s head.
guy: hey honey, on my way home i went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you
girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn’t you?
guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
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