hamsterbate
jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com
stop hamsterbating on my cage you wh-r-.
v: the process of inserting a hamster into your -n-s and letting him/her journey through the p–p chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant -j-c-l-t–n.
—see richard gere
richard gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
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