payal
f-ck definition three a payal is a best friend who is fiercely loyal and amazing in every way
payal p is an amazing person
the coolest person ever, s-xy funny and awesom!!!!!!!!!!!!best friend ever
payal is the best person to talk wit when ur down!
the most giggly, funniest, and coolest lover, er, friend ever! also known as a “stupid jevi”
have you been a payal today?
payals (pie ‘als) are anklets traditionally made of tinkling silver bells, very prettily telling of a girl’s comings and goings, her dancing, and her joyous mood. they adorn her feet.
her tinkling payals were imported from the small town of ]payal in the punjab province of india. each payal had many tiny bells st-tched to a velvet cushion to be strapped to the foot of the dancer.
small. they would only seem as small children to your eyes – average height being three foot six or so.
payal’s typically cannot reach most things that are above 3 feet from the ground and often get trampled on in crowded places, despite making silly noises as a warning that she’s there.
payal’s also typically pop out from nowhere in surroundings with walls or obstacles over the height of 3 feet. (e.g. pop their head over cubicle walls)
crowded elevators smell different to these people.
sue: when i grow up, i wanna be like payal.
bob: what do you mean when you “grow up”?
sue: oh yeah…looks like i’m already too big to be a payal.
david: hey joan, who is that 10-year-old sitting in the cube next to you?
ken: no, man. that’s paula, my payal friend.
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