hamstered


when you nibble on someone’s lip imitating a small rodent
i hamstered that b-tch!
-being excessively drunk.
-drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
-level of intoxication which surp-sses whomever one is drinking with.
-a state of intoxication that one is proud of.
“we had the best time! i was wicked hamstered!”
“why did i sleep in all my clothes? i don’t know…maybe because i was so frickin’ hamstered.”
“i was so hamstered, i made out with my boss.”
“we only drank two bottles of wine, but i was completely hamstered.”
“my heel got stuck under the floor mat, because i was still totally hamstered while i drove to work.”
when playing the online game ‘goldminer’, and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!
“dude, you just got totally hamstered!”

“hey, have you seen bob today? i think he might have comitted suicide ’cause he got totally hamstered last night!”
to be right f-cked out of your sh-t-ss
“hey, how was your night?”

“pretty good, i got hamstered!!!”

“sick yo”

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